“Every kid love a happy meal…”
Okay so like the first time we watched this video we never heard of a lady having to pay $1.5K for child support. We couldn’t help but feel like the audience that witnessed when the man, the myth, the legend, Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off of a bat during a performance of the song “Diary of a madman”. Oh, how times have changed because if you do that now… well… you know… I can give you nineteen reasons and five letters. I digress, we were all shocked when we saw the ever-delightful Judge Vonda Bailey (Who in these videos was a lawyer) deliver the ruling to the lovely young lady accompanied by her Aunt. By the way, we do hope you realize that the videos are re-enactments used for educational purposes. If you watch the end of the videos you will notice the disclaimer, but hey, who reads nowadays? It’s all about that Jay Z…Onto the next one.
Background(The Aunt)
Now Alondra James claims that her Niece (who you know if you take a closer look… kinda looks exactly like the lady from that Lionel Richie “Hello” music video) has stopped looking after her own kids aged two and five years old, and now, Ms. James says that she “been had them forever”. Obviously, in the heat of the moment, Ms. James added a little stank just as her Niece was about to plead her case by mentioning that she’s not even sure if her niece really is her brothers’ child…thanksgiving must be fun in this household I’d chop a coconut with my bear hands just to be a fly on their dining room wall.
Background(The Niece)
Her Niece (Ms. Moore) States that she travels for her work and has a rather busy calendar because she is a hairstylist by trade. This is the contributing factor to her not being around for her kids as often as she might like. She does, however, do her best to drop off happy meals because in her words “every kid love a Happy Meal”. Even though she is a hairdresser and her edges are “laid”, her aunt mentions that her kids need their hair done too. I mean should they be paying !? You tell me. A couple of years ago a 9-year-old made over$ 29 Million from unwrapping toys on YouTube maybe they just gotta do what Ace Hood said and Hustle Hard
Now, during a little argument about parental priorities, it was blurted out that she does hair for uhm…well for the sake of the “algorithm” and community guidelines we’re just going to say that she does hair for exotic dancers. The reasoning behind it is that they pay more
Family Drama
It turns out that this family does not get along and Judge Vonda Bailey raised a very important point before she started to whip the ol calculator of doom. The Judge stated, “wait you all don’t get along but trust her enough to have your kids”. It makes absolute sense kids are supposed to like things however it does not contribute very well to their upbringing. I’m not hating on Happy Meals. Just saying if i could live on pizza I would because pineapple is a fruit and tomatoes are technically vegetables but I would be delusional to think that living on that alone would be of any health benefit to me.
Aside from all of that, no one actually knows where the Father of these kids is and by the sound of things, it almost sounds like she made a Future Bands reference but obviously having that same comment reflected back to herself by the judge…boomerang (in Lil Pumps voice)
To top it all off, Ms. James ends up asking if she (Ms. Moore) is not pregnant to which Ms. Moore seemed very unsure of.
Bad Tax Returns
Ms. Moore didn’t file her taxes properly and claimed to be generating $60K a year. Wow! These exotic dancers pay a lot for their hair if she is making that much. In hypothetical reality, she generates $65K.
The Punishment
Yeah, madame Moore has to be $1 582.
